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[–] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 161 points 3 days ago (5 children)

So Charlie Kirk, J. D. Vance, and Donald Trump walk into a gas champer and get raped...

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Plot twist, no-one else was in the chamber. They did it to each other.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

I'm kinda impressed they managed a triangle of non consent.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 57 points 3 days ago

I love stories with happy endings!

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Charlie Kirk any more."

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's it, the freedom committee decided you're not bald eagle enough and are no longer welcome in the land of cholesterol.

but i was just going to cross the border for my monthly lard pickup

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

This one is a fine joke and makes a point, but let's not take it farther. Normalizing this nazi shit serves their agenda if it begins to disconnect from one-off commentary on their speech.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Trump by an anal fetishist using his tiny hands as dildos, Vance by a trans man's neodick and Kirk in the neckhole by... A duck jesus christ I feel like I just invented a sick version of Clue