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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Except the guy who kicked his legs out and made him face plant again in the gutter. Deserved but gives them something to point at and say 'violence!'.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

And the guy who started the whole chase by stealing his glasses.

I mean don't get me wrong I like the kid. He's going places.

With that dudes glasses.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Maybe it was a scorned lover who took the glasses. I dont know why you would immediately associate him with the protestors.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I mean, we don't know what happened before the cameras started rolling. Maybe he stole those glasses first. From an orphan.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

And why are we not investigating the possibility it was six raccoons in a trench coat who needed glasses to perfect their disguise

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Be serious. Raccoons cant skateboard.

[–] owsei@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

That's precisely why they ran

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Not without their GLASSES frank

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

True,

It could be argued that he was stopping that cunt from beating the kid who took his glasses

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Or it was the deep state, crisis actor, Obama himself. You don't know.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Very true

Every day I'm grateful for the fact that I live in a civilised country

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Australia is looking for people with skills!

We're even accepting 'Muricans

(my fiancée is American and we're working on getting her the fuck out of the US)

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)