Do NOT tell the government about the secret Antifa base that is VERY well hidden in Death Valley. It's the only place we can coordinate all the Antifa bases built underneath every EPA Superfund site. Anyway if you can chip in a few dollars, it will be much appreciated by the gigantic army we are forming in Death Valley.

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[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And remember, the only way to get there is on foot, using our custom antifa stillsuit that pipes your piss directly into your mouth. Many people have made understandable decision of trying to drive there or bringing plenty of drinking water. This is a fatal mistake.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Every real antifa drinks pee. The only way some new guy could prove he isn't a fed is to preemptively offer to drink a glass of pee in front of everyone. We better see them lips chug.

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

hey how do i join antifa lol

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The right people at the DSA meeting have to see you drinking a bottle of pee.

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

whose pee

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Doesn't matter. All of it belongs to the workers anyway.