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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 60 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

G*mers: We demand historical accuracy in our games!

Devs: ogey

Also G*mers: Wow, if you knew anything about the warring states period you'd know it was common for women to have breast implants and flaunt them yabbos in public.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

women with big breasts were invented whatever year the wonderbra was first created

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The average used to be way smaller due to malnutrition, but it would be highly unlikely for a swordswoman to dress in that manner regardless, because it's seriously impractical (and literally painful) for zero benefit, even if we assume it's totally indifferent culturally. SFS is overstating his claim by suggesting it's completely necessary that those are implants, but it's 100% true that this is gooner fantasy shit regardless.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Annie Hawkins-Turner holds the Guinness World Record for the largest natural breasts, with a recorded size of 102 ZZZ, weighing approximately 89 pounds in 2012. Her condition is known as gigantomastia, an excessive growth of breast tissue that developed from an early age.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

89 pounds

How the fuck did she walk around with those holy shit her poor spine

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's like a whole person strapped to your front.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tbf, I've watched women do exactly that. To be fair, often very small people, but that's still in the neighborhood of 20 pounds or so. Plus whatever a more average female chest weighs. (I'm referring, of course, to various means of wearing a baby or young toddler.)

[–] novibe@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

89 pounds is a fully grown person though. A small one, but still.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I knew someone with n cups. Big pain in lots of different ways. She got a reduction

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Could imagine, must be hell.

[–] robotElder2@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then they waited 7 years to weigh her breasts?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Yeah I goofed up and thought she died in 2005 bleh

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Her breasts were weighed 7 years after her death?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No nvm google said she died but she's still alive lol

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

ooooh thanks for the clarification