Which, like I try to be sensitive to other peoples sensitivities but that just seems a bit unreasonable to me. Part of the reason I say restroom is so people a) know why I'm indisposed and don't think I'm just fucking around in the back b) if they really need ASAP they can head to near where the bathrooms are to meet me.

If someone says they need to go to the bathroom while I'm hanging with them my head isn't immediately filled with images of them squeezing turds out of their Doo Doo ass.

Also doesn't help this lady hasn't even been here long and already have a reputation for starting arguments and drama for very inconsequential things so I almost half suspect she's feigning disgust just to have something to complain about.

Idk I guess this is just an AITA post

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[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

I'm the type of person who would double-down and straight-up tell her "Can't help right now I'm about to poop shoot myself to the moon! 3....2....1...shitsoff!" and encourage other coworkers to come up with similar bits.

'Course, all the places I've worked at have been places with horribly awful humor. My last job before getting disabled, I heard way too many tampon jokes because most of my coworkers were women.