this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2025
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i saw the ads for this and was so hyped that these freaks were getting rich idiots to pay for jewelery with points of failure. impeccable
I have a normal friend who doesn't like smart watches, but who wants to monitor his sleep/activity for health reasons.
It's not all rich idiots who pay for this.
And really get to deal with a ticking yime bomb around your fingee
Yeah, he probably got one of those then. I kinda thought they were all expensive af but I never looked into it.
analog jewelry is so lame according to BrooklynRizzler on tiktok, the most sponsored influencer of all time.
you need to upgrade your old grandpa jewelry to the latest smart jewelry so you can look up your jewelry on your phone and get instant, real time notification from the AksesorizeApp to let you know when you've just shit yourself.
Real "James Bond trading his Rolex for a Seiko digital watch in Moonraker" energy.