I am a principled communist. Here's proof: (hexbear.net)

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I work in education. Earlier today, I was accidentally out of the room during morning announcements (I'm usually sitting in the back). When I came in, the pledge of allegiance was going HARD. It took all my willpower to prevent myself from sprinting to my desk to sit down so I wouldn't be standing during the pledge of allegiance (fascist brainwashing!).

Evidently, my behavior was conspicuous and my coteacher asked 'Are you an objector?'

Sheepishly, I replied "...yeah."

On 9/11 of all days.

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[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 1 year ago

When I came, in the pledge of allegiance was going HARD.

The comma placement makes it sound like you came during the pledge of allegiance.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

pledge of allegiance cum tribute

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

stars 'n ropes

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

kelly volcel-police

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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