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[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 64 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't mean to laugh, this is genuinely cruel, but it's also just really funny picard-troll

"Daddy died because you wanted blueberries and didn't manage your finances well enough"

I'm sorry but this is sitcom levels of funny picard-troll

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

her mom makes her blueberry pancakes two years from now and she starts hysterically crying saying she’d rather have her dad back

great parenting skills trad mom

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

Sometimes something is so fucked up that you have to laugh, because what else can you do?

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

"On a work trip with Jesus to afford your blueberry budget" sounds like a Tom Waits lyric