Chapotraphouse

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by InevitableSwing@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (4 children)

If somebody squirts ketchup on its neck I suspect that will be a felony - no matter what the law says.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It should have a ketchup dispenser built in!

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

We can dream.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

hot dog cart parked next to it, stop by for a lil snack

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

The good news: you can’t be charged with a felony for this

The bad news: because you will have been hunted down and suicided by the local PD

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Someone needs to fire up blender and come up with a big ol gush of blood you can 3d print and attach with blue-tac or some shit

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

why ketchup when you can get cheap red spray paint

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

why... cheap red spray paint

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