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[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 156 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

He didn't write this. This is someone trying to fix his fuck up. It just comes across as completely time deaf though, like they don't even realize they botched the exact things they're talking about

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 90 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah this isn't the Donald, no mention of Biden, no ramblings, and even a slight touch of introspection which is impossible for the narcissist to accomplish.

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 22 points 2 weeks ago

Agreed. Since his stroke he is all thumb.

[–] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 weeks ago

And he didn’t sign it like he does all his posts.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!!

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[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No all caps words, but still a lack of understanding of how quotes work.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Member that first term when he hired a lawyer who misspelled "predisent" in his tweets?

Nothing changes.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's bad enough that I don't even know what word it was trying to be. President? Precedent? Prescient? Maybe it was clear from the original xcretion context, but without it, who the fuck knows?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It was supposed to be president. This was his personal lawyer for like five minutes who I'm sure didn't get paid anything but was doing it for the exposure anyway.

I don't remember what that was about though. I know it was 2017-y.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

What he famously wrote "covfefe" what was that supposed to be?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

That was him passing out on two ambien after another day of coke and antihistamines.

*snif*

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Coffee, but in a Russian accent

He was trying to write "COVID" a little bit ahead of schedule.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

And yet it still sounds like the ramblings of an old man. It's brilliant.