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'Breaking Bad' Star Raymond Cruz Arrested For Spraying a Neighbor with Hose (www.tmz.com)

submitted 1 week ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Looks like Tuco finally met his match!

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[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 146 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you also considered that Cruz is brown?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's rich and famous though

[–] shplane@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Bother a white girl? Straight to jail