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[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Have you considered a job in the military-industrial complex, or maybe at a hedge fund?

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear now I'm having an affair with Pete Hegseth.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

He would just use you be looking at himself in the mirror while flexing the entire time.

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

WW3 and having to suck up to racist pedophiles, those are already on the chopping block

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

WW3, and you can bet I'll be sucking up the remains of racist pedophiles. With a wet/dry shopvac.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Inefficient.

Corpses should be put through a rotary macerator and then composted.