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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 180 points 3 days ago (4 children)
>do something creative, funny, and harmless
>people react negatively

Absolutely no one sane would think anon is anything less than a monster cock chad for this. Anon’s fictional place of work is full of lamers.

[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (5 children)

"Lamers"?!? What are you, like 90 years old?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Lol that's like AOL-era slang. I used to boot the lamers offline with punterz.

I'm so fucking old.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

Gotta get that ubermicro

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I guess cringeheads would be more hip and funky with the young cool cats

[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I will not be taking questions on how I recognise the extreme agedness of your terminology.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Don't be a jive turkey fool, lad. Just be groovy about it and don't mellow the poor fellow's swing.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Verily. Forsooth.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago

you know, it's so pathetic

[–] Klear@quokk.au 14 points 3 days ago

No need, it's obvious you are a cringehead lamer.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Taxi Driver, And Justice For All, Undergrads, Fritz The Cat, and this one dude who I saw who talked and looked like the pimp in Taxi Driver but was fatter and had sorta Tripp Pants. Seattle's wild dude

EDIT: We also gotta bring hip back. In certain old movies, it sounds like fresh, genuine slang. Not like nowadays where it sounds like someone who is out of touch. Must be tone and context.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

the pimp in Taxi Driver

That's Harvey Keitel!

[–] SiegeRhino@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That just looks like those creepy supplement grandpas now tho

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 12 points 3 days ago

But it’s fake and gay

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago

average autism experience TBH

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or his coworkers are just normal people who want to get their shit done to go home and don't care about this at all

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

This comment is so funny to me, because it never would have occurred to me, but it's probably the most likely