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[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (5 children)

"Lamers"?!? What are you, like 90 years old?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Lol that's like AOL-era slang. I used to boot the lamers offline with punterz.

I'm so fucking old.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

Gotta get that ubermicro

[–] SiegeRhino@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I guess cringeheads would be more hip and funky with the young cool cats

[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I will not be taking questions on how I recognise the extreme agedness of your terminology.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Don't be a jive turkey fool, lad. Just be groovy about it and don't mellow the poor fellow's swing.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 17 hours ago

you know, it's so pathetic

[–] Klear@quokk.au 14 points 2 days ago

No need, it's obvious you are a cringehead lamer.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Taxi Driver, And Justice For All, Undergrads, Fritz The Cat, and this one dude who I saw who talked and looked like the pimp in Taxi Driver but was fatter and had sorta Tripp Pants. Seattle's wild dude

EDIT: We also gotta bring hip back. In certain old movies, it sounds like fresh, genuine slang. Not like nowadays where it sounds like someone who is out of touch. Must be tone and context.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

the pimp in Taxi Driver

That's Harvey Keitel!

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That just looks like those creepy supplement grandpas now tho