Chapotraphouse

I don't feel like Gavin has the juice. He's sauceless. This ain't the stuff. It's greasy. He's all greasy. People will feel the grease creeping up on them. He's serving up some Mitt Romney energy. Everyone hated Mitt Romney. People who care about policy don't like him because either A) they're rich conservative assholes who think he's a communist who gives free money to undocumented immigrants or B) they actually pay attention to what he says about trans people and how he treats the homeless. If you vote based on vibes (i.e. a good 75% of the populace, at least) then you know the vibes are off even for many Californians and the further away you get from California the more people hate him. First for being from California, then for being a liberal, and finally just because the greasy aura his soul exudes.

Buckets and buckets of grease.