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Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
I wish women were real. They're so pretty.
From what I've read about them in books they seem really great
especially when they go down staircases, I've read
I was single for 20 years due to various personal issues and insecuritys. I finally threw caution into the wind and went on a date.
I plan to propose soon. It's worth it in the end. It really is.
just become one.
but then I couldn't go on the internet! everyone knows there are no girls on the internet!
I think it was that there are no grills online.
but by now there are wi-fi enabled grills, so anyways...
That's it we're forcefemming op and having a tea party
women 🍵
IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.
By god that might just be it!
Give this man a raise for single handedly inventing the candle watching bridge!
My wife has one, there's a couple of unburned candles on it, a battery powered lighter, some potpourri and a tablet stand.
I knew she uses the tablet stand, I think everything else is just because she likes the way it looks in these advertisements.
IDEA: Demographic analysis suggests that women are invigorated by the presence of many thousands of stuffed animals while sleeping. Perhaps the tray is for holding her Squishmallows while she luxuriates in the lavendar-scented bathwater.
I’m one of them and I have no idea… why would you want to sit in your own filth? I’m also not a fan of swimming pools or jacuzzis.
Ok l, no one tell her that air is technically a fluid, so she is already swimming in filth.
Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter
As you get older, you will sometimes find that your gas has unexpectedly become a solid, or even worse, a fluid 😰.
That's the "fun" thing about science, because different disciplines decided to reuse the words from other disciplines we get very technical words with multiple meanings.
you shower before the bath
So communal baths are right out?