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[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 80 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If a 12 oz can at 5% ABV once per day makes you feel liver pain, there's probably something wrong with your liver, and maybe the drinking life isn't for you.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 41 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's fine, I'll just take more Tylenol to deal with the pain.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Just drink Painquil! It's acetaminophen, and it's 10% alcohol! The old liver double whammy.

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If God was real, PainQuil would be morphine and blue raspberry instead of black cherry

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

If the devil was real, it would be anise and krokodil.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Affidavit@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It's okay, they only recommend it for children older than 11.

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I am a children older than 11.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

That website is surreal.

"Non-habit forming... Delicious taste."

All the reviews are just 4-5 stars and read only:

"This reviewer received incentives from the manufacturer."

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago

had to look up that this is real lol

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I miss feeling things