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[–] abc@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Zombies don't produce body heat so when the water inside their cells freezes the ice crystals will burst the cell walls. A day or two below freezing would just clear out all the zombies.

very-smart that's what you think but my zombies don't fall prey to this because they generate body heat

surely zombies would turn to mush on a hot day even quicker than they did cold - its free insect real estate

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Definitely the rot and insect issues will become a problem pretty quickly in a warm environment. Things are gonna get nasty fast and the maggots will strip things down in a week or two. Even if there are no bugs, all the soft tissues will decompose within 3-4 months.

But frostbite will crack your cell walls wide open in minutes. Arguably, the mush-ification part of the process is almost instant. When the cell hits 0°C and freezes, it's kinda like popping a balloon. Bam! Necrosis.