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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 135 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That IS technically what the 2nd amendment is for. "A well regulated militia...etc".

[–] Placebonickname@lemmy.world 45 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Well regulated my ass. I can get guns easier than my teens can get 3/2 beer.

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

They’re referring to beer that is limited to 3.2% alcohol by volume. Historically (and even still in many parts of the U.S.), you had to go to a dedicated liquor store to buy beer or spirits that are stronger. Beer that is limited to 3.2% can be sold at convenience stores and often at normal food shops. Due to its low alcohol content, it’s often considered garbage beer, “yard beer,” or American beer.

It’s often easier for underaged folks to buy this kind of beer, since these shops do not always card their clientele, whereas a liquor store will usually have a better culture around checking ID’s.

Also, just because it’s on rotation in my playlists, Adam Carroll’s Oklahoma Gypsy Shuffler makes reference to 3.2 beer.

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In the same way that ketchup is considered a vegetable in the U.S.

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

sorry for commenting without reading the whole thing, you explained the naming well

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

lol, no worries. My comment wasn’t intended to be sarcastic toward your response. Definitely intended to mock how dumb the U.S. legislative system is.

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

yeah, but my response was dumb

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 7 months ago

To be fair, it’s usually pretty trash, as beer goes. I actually thought your comment was more of a meta-commentary on the beer itself!

A common adage, typically with 3.2% brand names swapped in for ‘American beer’:

What do American beer and making love in a canoe have in common?
They’re both fucking close to water!

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 6 points 7 months ago

It's like sex on a boat: fucking close to water.

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

They’re referring to beer that is limited to 3.2% alcohol by volume.

Holy shit, it’s a real thing.

Up here in Canada, you’d have to get a Radler to get anything 4% and under. I don’t think I’ve ever had a normal beer under 5.5%, and some of our beers go clear up to 7-8%. And I’m not even a drinker - I have maybe a single drink a week, and typically go months between drinks.

I mean, sure, you can get the dealcoholized/0.5% stuff, but that’s like sex on a boat.

[–] Placebonickname@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Yeah. 3.2. Sorry about the typo

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not American, but my guess is 1 and a half beers.

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

They can also get some guns easier than some beer.