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[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 36 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is how I finally quit for good.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Meanwhile idiots like me ended up vaping all day long and when I went back to cigarettes my tolerance was through the roof and I smoked more than I ever did.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There's still hope. I still chain vape, but the amount of nicotine I use is but a whisper. It's entirely a routine at this point. I'm figuring out positive actions I can do whenever I feel the need to suck on my robot dick.

[–] 3laws@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Asexual non smoker here. I have bad news for you:

The urge of sucking robot dick is truly universal and inevitable.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I'm hoping we make First Contact soon so I can make a healthy transition from Robot Dick to Alien Dick.

Sorry, that's insensitive.

Xenophallus.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Gotta taper the nicotine down, even if you vape like a chimney out of habit, that way when you do try a cigarette again the nicotine is overpowering and gross

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

True! I was out of my element last year and ran out of juice due to poor planning. Resorted to sharing a smoke and felt like garbage for the next two days.

I do still miss the smell, though. Probably just nostalgia from feeling like a Cool Guy for the first time in my life choking down a Camel unfiltered behind the 7-11.