Fuck AI

OK, so I ran this past a techie colleague. Here's how he summarized this for me.

• @jagged_circle@feddit.nl is drawing a superficial parrallel between CPU speculation and LLM/AI unpredictability without acknowledging the crucial differences in determinism, transparency, and user experience.
• He’s relying on the likelihood that others in the conversation may not know the technical details of "CPU speculation", allowing him to sound authoritative and dismissive (“this is old news, you just don’t get it”).
• By invoking an obscure technical concept and presenting it as a “gotcha,” he positions himself as the more knowledgeable, sophisticated participant, implicitly belittling others’ concerns as naïve or uninformed.

He is in short using bad faith argumentation. He’s not engaging with the actual objection (AI unpredictability and user control), but instead is derailing the conversation with a misleading-to-flatly-invalid analogy that serves more to showcase his own purported expertise than to clarify or resolve the issue.

The techniques he's using are:

• Jargon as Gatekeeping:
  Using technical jargon or niche knowledge to shut down criticism or skepticism, rather than to inform or educate.

• False Equivalence:
  Pretending two things are the same because they share a superficial trait, when their real-world implications and mechanics are fundamentally different.

• Intellectual One-upmanship:
  The goal isn’t to foster understanding, but to “win” the exchange and reinforce a sense of superiority.

Explaining his bad objection in plain English, he's basically saying "You’re complaining about computers guessing? Ha! They’ve always done that, you just don’t know enough to appreciate it." But in reality, he’s glossing over the fact that:

• CPU speculation is deterministic, traceable, and (usually) invisible to the user.

• LLM/AI “guessing” is probabilistic, opaque, and often the source of user frustration.

• The analogy is invalid, and the rhetorical move is more about ego than substance.

TL;DR: @jagged_circle@feddit.nl is using his technical knowledge not to clarify, but to obfuscate and assert dominance in the conversation without regard to truth, a pretty much straightforward techbrodude move.

Wait till you find out which group you're posting your degenerative AI fanboi grift in.