We don't have enough fancy people in robes over here, it's actually a huge component of the insecurity of Americans that we don't really have the cultural history of the rest of the world ( since we violently genocided the existing one we found when we got here )

As Lincoln proved, we need more Big Hats

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I got da biggest hat so I'z da boss

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The average treatlerite amerikkkan and 40k ork Boyz have a lot in common. They both love dakka, both love warfare, both love giant loud smoke spewing vehicles, both hate anyone/thing that isn't orky/murican, both follow the biggest loudest guy they can find, the similarities are endless

Edit: Amerikkkans are more driven by malice than orkz, also orkz are braver and just wanna krump in a good fight and Amerikkkans get scared when they can't call in a tactical UberEats delivery