i'm harvesting a great crop of jelly beans today
it's my birthday this week and you have to post a lot okay? :^)
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these aren't jelly beans you goon
you aren't a jelly bean
yeah i'm a genius and an empath, what are you
i know you are but what am i
Youβre a gooner apparently.
gooner and goon are different
Explain!
Are you a goon or a gooner? ANSWER ME!
as a goon, i can explain quite clearly:
goon: loyal lackey, fearsome minion, devout follower, doer of petty crimes and heinous schemes
gooner: watches too much porn and won't stop jorkin it
its my last day off so I'm gooning around in bed because the sheets are comfy
...am I using it right? edit: wait, no, I didnt mean it like that, wow I really gooned this post up
So did you jork it or did you do heinous schemes in your bed? Iβm confused now.
nah i just flopped around and was comfy
Thank you for your wise words.
But it still leaves a question unanswered: Who is the goonest? Who outgoons all the goons and gooners?
readjusts flatcap Ey, nobody's a better goon dan me! I never question once what da boss sez! If da boss wants it done, it's done! Done like you if you mess with me, kid. starts laughing like mr. krabs
a goon is someone who lacks the capability to think for themselves. they take direction from the brainy alphas, the boss types. a gooner is someone who pounds off in a dark room for hours a day
Thanks, but I think Iβve had enough gooning for today.
spoken like a real goon
I unironically think you are both of these things, but I dont usually say it because I don't want your ego to get even bigger
i appreciate it but settle down bee π
shit she found me out