The Washington City Paper, citing an unnamed D.C. source, reports that the president has chosen June 14, 2025—the 250th anniversary of the U.S. Army, Flag Day, and coincidentally also his own 79th birthday—as the big day. If it goes ahead, the four-mile procession would go from the Pentagon in Arlington to the White House.

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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 71 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Shoutout to the scheming eunuch that came up with this idea, real classic.

[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

Sire, the people adore you, and want to celebrate your birth... by the way, have I told you my cousin owns a float decoration business...?

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