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We need a tinder for poor people, those who don't have the economic means to date, but would have their situation bettered by joining forces with one or more like-minded and equally fin-locked partners.
We could call it Prolescroll, PlentyOfRamen, Stumble, econHarmony
ok, I love this idea lol. "PlentyOfRamen"
Fumble
Edit: op already did stumble and I didn't see it.thought Fumble was to similar, and tried to delete but I also forgot you can't really delete your thing so the comment stays lol
Crumble - for people looking for a squad of survivors to roll with for when society collapses
Or... People looking for a nice pudding.
Really nice idea in principle but will certainly be exploited by richer ppl
All the richers would troll for poor women.
It would only have men.