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not eaying animal products has made my life so much easier in that regard. no need to worry about all the pitentially dangerous stuff on and in dead animals, raised in disgusting conditions :3
Yeah, because you only eat cucumbers that have come from farms where forest nymphs cavort and gently brush away yucky bugs, rendering pesticides pointless The plants themselves are bathed in water from mountain springs far far away from Nestle and when it comes to be picked, it's done by moonlight and only by the purest of maidens who definitely aren't exploited.
You say that like vegetables can't get covered in dirt or pesticides
Plenty of vegetables get ecoli or similar as well. Washing your veggies is super important, with meat, just make sure it's cooked thoroughly.
And as if they don't literally grow in poop
You know the same problems can happen and do happen quite often with dead plants too, right?
Of all the things you shouldn't eat raw, flour is probably the worst offender
I love how you've just magically decided things based on no actual fact or logic lol
E Coli? Listeria?
Cooking actually kills bacteria as opposed to eating raw foods.