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[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 164 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Unwashed Chicken is totally safe if you do this one amazing trick.

Cook it properly.

If you don't know how to do that by sight or touch then buy yourself a instant read thermometer.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 62 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Washed chicken won't be any safer if it's undercooked, salmonella isn't a surface only danger, so you can remove the "unwashed" part at the beginning.

[–] Cliff@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

And by washing it you might spread the salmonella all over the place.

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[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 139 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

ITT: people who undercook their chicken think that washing is what's saving them when in reality, washing your chicken only enables a host of cross-contamination issues. Congratulations for turning your sink into a biohazard facility.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Rinsing and scrubbing will spread micro droplets a lot further than your sink.

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[–] Damage@feddit.it 18 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Red meat can be eaten rare, because even if the inside is raw, it's not usually contaminated by anything dangerous, while chicken meat has to be throughly cooked because it's the opposite... So washing the outside is useless.

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[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 81 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

What kind of regarded shitfuckery is washing chicken? What u washing off the bacteria that will die by the time the chicken reaches a safe temperature? This just seems like a good way to spread salmonella all over ur sink with no advantage.

[–] dafo@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Yeah, I remember seeing some clip of some British science woman and whatever, washing chicken is not only fucking dumv, but a great way to spread bacteria

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 70 points 3 weeks ago (26 children)

Lots of people really do.

Losing taste is one thing, but it can actually be dangerous by spreading salmonella&friends.

Adam Regusea going into detail

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[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 68 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

It’s recommended you DON’T wash your chicken because that just throws bacteria around your kitchen.

Cook it thorougly. Use a meat thermometer to be sure and you’ll be fine.

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[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 61 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

You should absolutely not wash your chicken, it is unnecessary and can splash bacteria around. Cook it to 165 F and youre 100% safe from bacteria.

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 55 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Apparently washing your chicken was an old practice to "rinse the germs off". In reality it just sprays germs everywhere. I can't believe anyone thought it was a good idea.

[–] 31337@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I think it's common where meat is sold in open-air markets. I read an article about the practice last year.

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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

Yes people do it.

No they shouldn't.

Maybe we all should once Trump disbands the USDA.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 33 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I'm confused what they think they're washing off. If you don't believe the cooking kills the germs then you're not cooking it right (or are confused). If you think it's something that won't come off with cooking like dirt or dust, then, ew, why are you getting chicken from somewhere that gets it covered in dirt or dust?

[–] person420@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know what this text is going on about. People don't wash the 'white shit' off chicken. Some people think that washing chicken (or poultry in general) reduces the chance of cross contamination due to salmonella. In reality it makes it more likely for cross contamination because it splatters all around your sink and surrounding areas.

It also doesn't make it taste bland. It's just useless.

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

Your chicken should already be clean enough when you unpack it. Just choke it thoroughly and don't contaminate any surface with its juices.

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[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I watched a cooking video a few years ago about cooking a whole chicken. In the video it was said "we're not going to wash the chicken". I thought just the idea of washing a chicken was strange, so I checked the comments. It was a trainwreck of people being freaked out and disgusted by how she didn't wash the chicken.

I had to search through several forums and articles afterwards to confirm that I wasn't insane, and that I hadn't lived my whole life with disgusting food habits. But the topic of washing a chicken before you cook it is a strangely divided subject.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is like finding out that there are Flat Earthers that actually believe and it’s not just a satirical joke.

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[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 26 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

As a middle aged person who is generally healthy, I’ve never washed chicken. On a side note, we eat chicken weekly. I’ve not experienced diarrhea, or been really sick, or died post chicken eating. I could safely say 1/2 of the days of the year, at least, involve basic butcher parted out chicken, and it is delicious.

Washing a backyard/farm chicken post killing/plucking to remove blood and debris, sure. But what is the logic behind this strange internet trend?

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You, like me, probably just cook the chicken properly.

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[–] eronth@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I was going to mention not washing your chicken, but the comments nail it. Don't wash your chicken, the bacteria just spreads around your kitchen.

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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

My mom has always made me "wash chicken," which would just be running it under water. Just chicken, nothing else.

I used to do it out of habit, but laziness seems to have worked in my favor this time.

[–] revlayle@lemm.ee 15 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I do not think I have ever washed any chicken I have prepared, EVER

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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

taste like plain shit after

does homey not season his shit?

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Seasoning must enhance the taste, not be the taste. Also most of the taste in chiken come from legs and skin.

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Just stick it in the dishwasher.

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[–] Trilobite@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I used to have a roommate that would wash her veggies and meat in the soapy dishwasher freaking disgusting

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 13 points 3 weeks ago

So that's why cilantro tastes like that?

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