As a former deli slicer operator, I just wanna say this would have made my day and I'd be so much happier to hear 5 vs "shaved" which was a hell sentence for bastards.

5 is sending me. 5 is alive. 5 is freeing me from pain.

I am not sober

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

5 is alive.

NO DISASSEMBLE!

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Los Locos lock your ass, Los Locos kick your face; Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

He is leaking battery fluid!

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

I get roast turkey from the deli for my cats. I always tell them "shaved as thin as possible". I know it sucks and I'm sorry. But if the cats get big pieces they'll take it elswhere in the house to eat it and sometimes forget about it and then I find 2 month old rotting turkey behind the couch.

[–] shani66@ani.social 6 points 1 month ago

Anyone who says shaved gets thrown on the slicer themselves!

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Five alive