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this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2024
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Uhm actually Santa is a sorcerer
naw santa spends 364 days a year doing spell prep for his one big showstopper moment, def a wizard
Oh, sure, a spontaneous caster that spends all their time in a secluded tower definitely not studying spells. Not buying it
According to most research, Santa had his powers magically given to him without any effort and spends all year spying on people and finding reasons to not give gifts to the poor while running a factory fueled by slave labor. Not only is he a sorcerer, he's also bourgeoisie.
I'm willing to entertain contrary evidence but to act like you know anything for certain about sick an enigma is folly!
real saruman-type operator