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2025 Jan 6th will be Trump kicking Elon out of the white house and Elon desperately trying to climb back over the fence after being locked out then getting shot by an underpaid security guard who thought he was a homeless person

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[-] ComRed2@hexbear.net 54 points 2 weeks ago

I'm safe

What a weird thing to say. Is he actually scared of musk and sees him as some kind of threat? That's fucking hilarious.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 47 points 2 weeks ago

He doesn't want to sit through another explanation of Diablo 4 or whatever Elon plays

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago

He's tired of hearing Musk talk about his shitty Elden Ring build

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

trump-kubrick-stare "Elon, I am a man who doesn't play games for children and even I can tell you suck without having Barron explain it to me"

[-] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 2 weeks ago

Tbf i imagine he could still be fucking traumatised about that assassination attempt. He's old asf so the perceived time dilation probably makes it feel like last week as well

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