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The essence of this image is making me feel weird

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[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Wrong. You know why they're called chips? You see those little white grains sprinkled all over them? Those are nano chips that when ingested concentrate themselves in your pineal gland and begin emitting 5G rays, cutting you off from the light of Jesus and Allah.