It's real sad to me how all the other intelligent lifeforms on this planet are biologically limited in one way or another. Rats? Live a few years. Octopi? Live a few years. Dolphins? The fuck they gonna do with those flippers? Ravens? Ditto, but wings. They can't even masturbate. Humans hit the evolutionary jackpot.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Idk. Dolphins do sex for pleasure and find "toys" to masturbate with and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy said they'd survive getting off the planet before it's destruction. They did try to warn us. sicko-orca

[–] genderbitch@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dolphins do sex for pleasure and find "toys" to masturbate with

I, uh. Think there's a word for what they do to their "toys", and it isn't masturbation.

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