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submitted 1 week ago by Pyrin@kbin.melroy.org to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Like, we'll probably find out that eating boogers actually makes you immune to select illnesses or something crazy like that.

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[-] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We find out we need douchebags because ~~our~~ their assholery emits some kind of pheromone or something that repels imperialist extraterrestrials

Edit: some series did something like this, right?

[-] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

i thought you were going to go somewhere that they are required for human mating.

[-] lukecooperatus@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'll take the imperialist extraterrestrials, they're probably gonna be easier to mobilize humans in opposition against than the terrestrial imperialists we have now.

[-] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

We need douchebags already so we can feel less of a bad person while the one next to you is being an ass. Lol. Keyword: feel.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

some series did something like this, right?

Dicks fuck assholes, chuck. You know what'd happen if dicks didn't fuck assholes? You'd get your dicks and pussies all covered in sheeyet.

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