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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Bureaucrat@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

We absolutely know who the shooter is, which is why we're raising the bounty to lure them into a false sense of security. The net is closing in.

https://archive.ph/kWQc1

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[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

"Hello, FBI? Yes, I have some information. The shooter was dressed in black and had a backpack on, and he had a gun. ... Well I didn't see 'novel' and 'useful' anywhere in the ad, do I get my 50k by check or...?"

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Class action lawsuit against the FBI for false advertising

[-] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 week ago

Them trying to argue that they stopped using the description of the killer after that info was reported.

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