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Call Me By Your Dead CEO (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago

Shut up that is not him is it?! Lmao he's hot!

Real folk hero hours about to begin if that's actually him. Society be doing that.

[-] MouthyHooker@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Nooo straahhhppp literally me rn 😭

[-] MouthyHooker@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

All of us right now.

I actually don’t think the guy in the photo is the shooter though.

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Noooooooo that's shit BUT that means the guy in the photo won't be going to jail for life 👀 silver linings girls 💅 and any other boy fanciers for that matter.

[-] sweet_pecan@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

hes sooooooooo hot!!?? i did not expect him to be hot!

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Legit!!! It's the smile as well, cheeky little guy just being silly.

[-] sweet_pecan@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

oh def, the smile seals it for me!

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Fr omg ksnqmxmqmdmqmdwmemdndmam

[-] PaX@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

yea

boykisser

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

This is seemingly a completely unrelated, devastatingly handsome man

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Just handsome npc 128

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Lmao he's hot!

If he gets caught, we'll have the first killer in prison who actually DESERVES to get tons of horny mail from fans.

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Lmao I was thinking that, people get so horny for shit heels in prison if they are hot so this guys gunna be a celebrity.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

This dude is gonna get so many nude Polaroids from lefty only fans girls.

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Yeah me!

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

If it weren't for the going to prison for life part I'd be jelly

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

I wonder if I should run a special discount for a lifetime membership and the price just says "proof of praxis" lmao.

(This is a joke i will not be doing that Mr. Fed. Just to be clear.)

[-] darkcalling@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pretty sure they censor that stuff in prison. Like they'd just get photos with black marker over the usual places or nothing at all. All part of the Christian morals of the USian prison-industrial complex. Can't have those horrible depraved sinners being incensed by nudity when they should be reading the bible and being exploited as slave labor. But maybe I'm wrong, I don't know.