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I say "bum" and my wife says "boob"

Interested to hear what you think.

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[-] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Peef.

It's when you fart out of your dick hole. A "Penis Queef", if you will. Happened to me once when I had a cystoscopy. Weirdest feeling ever.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago

What the fuuuuuuck. How do you delete someone else's post?

[-] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I am sorry. I didn't mean to be flippant. I had no idea that was a thing and reacted in the moment. Are you ok? Is your penis ok? Can you teach me your ways, senpai?

[-] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah I'm good. I guess there's an over developed muscle in my bladder that caused pain and blood in my urine. Totally benign.

The tube in my pee hole? Weirdest feeling of my life

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ok, I've had many catheters inserted into my penis, I've just never had an expulsion of air. Usually getting it put in wasn't a big deal, as I was always incoherent or unconscious, but getting it taken out was cathartic and unpleasant.

[-] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

This goes beyond a catheter. The camera goes all the way deep into the bladder.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I said something irredeemably stupid as it's clear I didn't actually read the last sentence of your original post. I apologize for wasting your time. That said, do you have any pictures?

[-] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

I learned a new thing today, thank you!

Does it sound like peef too? How many decibels do you think you could crank one out to?

[-] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

It sounded like a silent but deadly fart. Like a PFFFFT.

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