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[-] nickhammes@lemmy.world 247 points 14 hours ago

Only one of these men taught high school. Coincidence, I think not

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 131 points 14 hours ago

also, only one of those men hasn't had plastic surgery and doesn't pay a small fortune to maintain their fake-ass-hair, or their fake-ass-smile.

[-] Pronell@lemmy.world 52 points 13 hours ago

Reminder - look at Tom Cruise's teeth. He has a single middle front tooth.

Not shaming him for having had bad teeth of course, just pointing it out. Many other superior reasons to shame him.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 26 points 13 hours ago

having bad teeth is one thing. Don't get me wrong.

But they dump a small fortune in purely cosmetic stuff, too. They all do. or like their hair. They're probably spending a a few hundred a week to keep that hair looking the way it does. Not to mention the plugs, the rogaine or whatever other thing they're doing to keep from going bald.

(also, for the record, they Cruise looks like a slimeball about to sell a used car to a sucker. brad pit looks a few synapses short of an original thought.)

[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago

Your point made me realize finding... It's kind of weird that Cruise hasn't got his tooth situation fixed considering all the money he's pumped into plastic surgery, hair treatment, thetan persecution, etc.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 5 points 12 hours ago

I was pretty sure he had until this thread.

[-] Pronell@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago

It was one of the first things he had fixed. Here's a pic from The Outsiders:

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 13 hours ago

You never know, he might have had a mold made, and wears that. Image is everything to guys like that.

[-] ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I'm pretty sure he got that fixed. I don't notice it on his newer stuff like the new top gun, at least

[-] forrgott@lemm.ee 6 points 13 hours ago

Oh god, now I can't unsee...which is awesome! I'm not gonna be able to do anything but laugh at each and every photo I see of him from now on. So, yeah, thanks! :-D

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 points 7 hours ago

He’s crying all the way to his bank account

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Xenu wasn't enough?

Edit: a few sections have flashing lights. Can timestamp if anyone wants.

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Phrased another way, Waltz worked, while Pitt and Cruise had work done.

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 hours ago

Only one of these men spent over 20 years in the army. Coincidence? I think not...

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 9 hours ago

That’s the best response I’ve seen in a week.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 11 hours ago

That actually made me laugh out loud. Bravo!

[-] ech@lemm.ee 2 points 12 hours ago

Upvote for that smooth Incredibles reference.

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