YOU WILL USE THE OPIUM OF THE PEOPLE
YOU WILL CALL E~L~O~N THE MEME MAESTRO
YOU WILL DAYDREAM ABOUT WHETHER YOU WILL GET A WINDOW SEAT ON THE MAGIC METAL DICK TO MARTIAN PARADISE
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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Between plague and war and the world on fire
he dusts off the playbook for a failing Empire:
"Hide your dying system's inhumanity
with a brand new, hate-filled, Christianity!"
See, rhyming's easy you arrogant shit
Now do what's right and get in the
When he was an adolescent
Was thrown down stairs, convalescent
Subsequently on the mend
But not enough, I do contend
You could not write a better line
about the heir to a slave mine