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Bunch of insecure men who dislike feminist takes. I got banned for posting something similar, despite being the proud owner of some bullocks.
Not sure if the testicles you're referring to are in your pants or attached to mooing bovines in your fields. I'm not sure I need to know, because I'm sufficiently amused by the ambiguity, but if you want to tell me more about the testicles, I'm here for you.
I love everything about this comment: the bemused tone, the bovines, the offer for moral support. It has it all.
You made me smile so hard and I nearly burst out laughing, but I surpressed it because otherwise I would have to explain to my wife, and I'm not sure I can.
But however many testicles there are, and wherever you're keeping them, know that I forever support your pride in those surely magnificent danglies of yours.