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Guns don’t kill people. Gunmen kill people.
Now, you might ask: How do men become gunmen?
They’re born a man, and then one day they just decide to identify as a gunman? Makes no sense.
It’s those gun groomers. Corrupting your kid’s mind.
They're bitten by a radioactive gun, giving them the proportional strength and speed of a gun as well as a "gun sense" warning them of danger.
How fast is a gun?
Leaded or unleaded?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unleaden swallow?
That depends on the gun but at the very least no slower than one shot.
That’s COMPLETELY unfair! Women CAN be gun-females TOO. #notallmen
What do you have against tall men?!
They help make our cars unreasonably large, all in the name of inclusion. It’s another case of DEI run amuck.
We could solve global warming by shrinking our cars, our houses, our office buildings, if not for the tyranny of tall men
Drive a Smart Car to own the libs
The Truth big Transgunder doesn't want you to know
Man, Autocorrect really did not want to let me type this out lol
Nuh-uh.
I kill people. With guns.