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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're bitten by a radioactive gun, giving them the proportional strength and speed of a gun as well as a "gun sense" warning them of danger.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

That depends on the gun but at the very least no slower than one shot.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is the airspeed velocity of an unleaden swallow?