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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 73 points 1 month ago

He spends all day on twitter and yet he's 10 years behind the times on memes.

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago

Musk has levels of loser divorced dad energy never before seen

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He truly is the most divorced dad in the world.

He even has sock puppet alts post pictures of LLM-conjured children hugging him because his own actual kids mostly hate him.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

One of my chuddiest relatives, who is also a my-hero stan and devoted Gambohead, only recently started obsessing about steampunk shit.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Damn, Steampunk was old hat when the hipsters got to it

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah, same chud started talking about escape rooms at the same time. grillman

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Was this fella cryogenically stored at one point?

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He has a self-described "man cave" that hasn't had guests in like a decade because he's that offputting, like telling old men at a dinner party about how extensive his Skyrim naked/sex mod collection is (sort of like a poorer Notch), so in a way, sort of.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

He's been trying to make "X" cool since he was balding in the 90s.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

The fucking ZYBERTRUKKK is based off of some really old computer game about designing cars and that blocky-ass design, according to the game's assessment system, was "perfect" and he never let that go.

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

freeze-gamers not mistaking what a game said for reality: challenge level billionaire-tears

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Dude got validation on the computer one time and has been chasing that high for 40 years

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

How long until Tesla launches its first gas powered pickup truck to own the libs and it’s called the “Vivian.” Not only to signify gamergate but as a jab at Rivian?

[-] buh@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I don’t think he wants anything to do with that name 😬

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