This isnt r*ddit but it is hard for me to resist telling you that you got wooshed. This twisted definition is clearly the joke and intended to bring attention to the fact that corporations regularily effectively steal from employees without repercussions.

Boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, thats why i poop on company time.

Dont feel bad about wage theft. Its the morally correct thing to do. Just dont get caught :)