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[-] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 16 points 1 month ago

Lets call it what it is. He fucks underage couches. That makes him a rapist. He's a couch rapist.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago

He read of therapist couches and messed up the spaces in the words

[-] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Is he an analrapist?

[-] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Lol, that's good

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Age of consent or not, I've never heard a couch talk, let alone consent.

It doesn't matter the type of material or the designer brand the couch is either, the couch isn't "dressed like it's asking for it." Unless it's enthusiastic affirmation, it's rape.

[-] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I've never asked so I can't say for sure that it's not impossible, but I've personally never heard a couch speak. Therefore, I'm not sure any couch is capable of consent. Ergo, all couch fucking is couch rape.

this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2024
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