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There 👏 are 👏 23,328 👏 genders 👏

Similar to hump-catting

I thought that number looked familiar

Harambe's death was the nexus connecting all timelines

I've found my people

Apparently I spin clockwise in bed because my pajamas are always all the way to the left when I wake up

My eyes skipped right over the 0 yo part, and it was quite droll

Illuminati confirmed

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Back when computer monitors were big enough, my cat would sit on that and I would have to keep moving his tail out of the way

I literally did that today. First I dumped the laundry on the couch, and then a few hours later I folded it and put it away