volcel_olive_oil

joined 4 years ago
[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Who the fuck irons clothes? Textiles are ALREADY FLAT.

It's the same shit with "fabric softener" rubes. IT'S ALREADY SOFT THAT'S WHY THEY MAKE CLOTHES OUT OF IT

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

next up: turning New York into a prison. Air Force One plane crash to follow

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

it's a famous prison, making it far more powerful (it can house hundreds of thousands of criminals easy) made-it-the-fuck-up

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

INTENSIFY IT

MAKE REALITY THE FAKE ONE

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago (5 children)

that website is embedding itself and asking for cookies, what the hell?

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

action movie plot where there's a huge parade in DC but it's been infiltrated by [spins wheel] Serbian nationalists who take the government hostage and start executing all elected officials and nobody stops them because they on their phones

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

WW1 was fought over who should win WW1 and America did it

Make World War 1 Great Again a-little-trolling

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

too complicated. you don't need to take any specific action. you just need to have arrested him one day

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Foucault's Blowback

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

cops need nukes posadist-nuke

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

got like a little plug thing for glass bottles that makes it easy as shit to pour without spilling

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