timeghost

joined 7 months ago
[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

And yet I cannot purchase a two thousand pound self-slamming door, which would be orders of magnitude safer.

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Can't speak for everyone but on my phone the a.lemmy.world website is unusable for replies. Half the reply box is covered by a control with a tempting x that closes the entire post and loses my reply. The submit button is hidden under the keyboard. When I finish typing I can hit the check mark above the keyboard which causes the website to zoom to 200% where upon I must find a neutral spot to double click somewhere and look for the post button, otherwise some nerd won't be able to invalidate my experience.

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Should we go back to fat cats?

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Or one man could replace Trump's name in the documents with Gavin Newsom in black sharpie and arrest him. The truth hasn't mattered for years.

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everybody is wrong. He was just a lot less wrong than anyone had ever been up until that point.

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Yes indubitably we must pounce upon such things here on lemmeshitpost lest others who just got here brighten my day with a solid Paul Blart jab

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Just turn the device off. They don't have customer support, but they sure as fuck have metrics. At the start of the ad, turn the device completely off.

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

"See? She's doing it again! She's sexually harassing me!" -- Beavis

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

It's biological terrorism through misinformation. Why drop a bio weapon when you can just mislead the ignorant into spreading measles?

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

oh thank god I thought it was a drone for a second

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

why, you could fill a liberry with the things he didn't think about

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

This book is excellent.

"Where did you come from?"

But she knew where he was coming from: both ends.

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