I'll continue not playing the game I've never played before. I'm doing my part!

With a headline like that I expect some reactions from Republicans in the article. You can't just say they are ignited but give me no descriptions or, even better, pictures.

If Diaper wins I'm done. Just move to the boonies and just go full media blackout until 2028 or when the zombies show up

Just do it anyway and drag out the trial until after the election. I'm sure I've seen this strategy used by someone recently.

You know she wants to see Harris elected, but I think all the conservative attacks earlier in the year may have convinced her just stay out of the fray. Now she has to come out for Harris because staying silent after this fake endorsement will lead dumbasses to assume she really does endorse the turd.

The writing has been on the wall for months. If his debate performance was regarded as warmly as his last SoTU we wouldn't need to have this discussion but when a large portion of your base is abandoning an incumbent, you need to read the room.

Why stop at edible? Let's make them delicious.!

The only reason that ever convinced me was the opinion that it simply feels nicer to get into a made bed at the end of a long day.

Upon learning that the record was missed, the organizers issued the following statement: Screw you, Kyles. I'm going home.

Crush them in the wrapper. Open one end and pour directly in mouth. This is an advanced technique because one slip up and you will launch those crumbs.

Yeah Warren, I'm shitty at being poor but you're shitty at being rich. Living in a tiny ass house in the middle of BFE and driving old piece of shit cars. Fuck off, dragon.

Best part is how we went down the exact same path 100 years ago and learned absolutely nothing from it.