yes and they are also unwilling to admit to themselves that Biden only got the nomination because got and to drop out in order to stop Bernie

replacing Biden with Hil and her losing again would be the funniest outcome, ergo

it won't even be funny

Tech companies doing everything they can lately to get me exclusively listening to vinyl, watching blu-rays, and reading paper books.

It gives TikTok's Chinese owner, ByteDance, six months to sell its stake or the app will be blocked in the United States.

so two weeks before Election Day?

i expected this be an enormous shitshow ever since it was announced but I have to admit elon really exceeded my expectations

what's kind of amazing is that he had a stroke (apparently) at a time in his life when he was feeling pretty good and level-headed instead of when he was a seething cauldron of white-hot incandescent rage

the lesson? stay mad, lads, grill pills kill

I will never forgiven him for sharing my contact info with the DNC

the thing you need to remember about generation-x is we are the most lead-addled generation in history

you're gonna need to kill us all, for the good of the planet, I beg you

Could you imagine how awful it would be to lose control of your own country? Maybe herded into certain regions that are just a small fraction of your original land where access is highly controlled and militarized?

TIL carrying things is a feminine trait. Bad news for the moving industry