Better hurry before you get past the deadline

I'm thinking of just getting nicotine patches just because, keep that hit on a drip all day

Full-proof is just alcohol that's 200 proof, no filler

Ok now I want to see the original

I didn't realize there was a Farmville 2 lol

My last batch I bought was from a worker-owned farm in India.

I didn't know Zynga was still around

Because we evolved on the Death Planet, and life, uh, finds a way

"heats up lunch with a Bunsen burner"

Based

He looks like a wax figure of Lincoln

Just when I thought Yemen couldn't get any cooler, they go and release a rocket with a Palestine-themed livery.